Add a Punchline to Our Cow Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Bob Laird for the winning punchline to last week's Snowman cartoon:
I don't know how he could stand it. Would you scratch my nose for me?
Lori Willmer
7:42 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Your test results are back. Apparently your lactose intolerant!
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:06 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
I'm sorry, but because of your accident we had to partially amputate one of your hind legs. If it makes you feel better I've always enjoyed lean beef more.....get it....lean beef? What....too soon?
Mike S
8:13 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Everything is looking good Eleanor, and Mrs. O'Leary is doing just fine, but the city officials would like a word with you !!
TOUGH ON THE INSIDE
8:16 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
The preliminary tests have come back and you have Mad Cow disease. Wait, how can that be? I'm a chicken!
Billable Hours
8:19 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Melissa McCarthy we'll be bringing you back shortly.
Liam Gallagher
8:35 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
And which stomach is bothering you?
Gerald P. Chickerillo
8:43 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
I'm "Utterly" disappointed in my staff for not properly training you on how to feed your calves.
Tom Wallace
8:49 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Nope, the milk isn't supposed to be chocolate. Let's make sure they took the right sample.
Mark Dorko
9:10 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
I hope this has not been an "udderly" bad experience for you?
Mark D
Cynthia Bergier
9:15 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
" Why yes, we WILL milk you dry"
Robert Krencik
9:30 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
We've ruled out Mad Cow but we suggest Anger Manangement Classes.
Bob Laird
10:19 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
All I said was thank you, may I have anudder, and poof, I woke up here. How did I know it was a deaf genie?
Gene Folta
10:56 am on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
So Glad You are Covered under the same care system as Our politicans and not Obama Care.
Bill Murphy
5:07 pm on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
"Don't have a cow ma'am. Oh wait, that's what you're in here for!"
Rudy
9:19 pm on Wednesday, February 13, 2013
With your recent memory loss, your only producing "Milk of Amnesia".
Jack Inhoff
12:31 am on Thursday, February 14, 2013
" Luckily you aren't a horse- the cafeteria is making lasagna"
medic
2:09 am on Thursday, February 14, 2013
I heard you were in the hospital and i'm sorry to say that you won't being doing any more AFLAC commercials until your Identity Crisis is cured!
Bob Laird
4:57 pm on Thursday, February 14, 2013
I need you to sign this release so Chuck can put you in his cowtoon.
Susan McFadden
8:07 am on Saturday, February 16, 2013
Doc: What seems to be the problem?
Cow: I've got Mad Human disease.
Fred Hoehn
10:50 am on Saturday, February 16, 2013
"Good news, Bessy, we found the source of your swelling. Farmer Jones will be here shortly and you will be released in a few hours."
nick
10:48 pm on Saturday, February 16, 2013
Jessie Jr., that disguise isn't going to help you hide from the FBI.
Kaylie Herman
5:12 pm on Sunday, February 17, 2013
The good news is... the tests are in and I'm happy to say you're as healthy as a horse!
Harry Callahan
6:02 pm on Monday, February 18, 2013
Hey Doc! obamacare pays for this,RIGHT?
Don Revis
7:20 pm on Monday, February 18, 2013
I'd really like to see you cut back on red meat and dairy
Don Revis
7:21 pm on Monday, February 18, 2013
Larry, I'd really like to see you cut down on your red meat and dairy.
Bob Laird
8:21 pm on Monday, February 18, 2013
Welcome to Outback hospital. You will be well done, oh, I meant well taken care of.
Pam laub
4:46 am on Friday, February 22, 2013
We can't figure out why you have a map of Illinois on your nose. Just mooove here?