This is carrying Affirmative Action a little too far!!

A clear choice is in your future!!

Who's the Ass that cut in line?

I'll out type you any day of the week Secretariat!

"You got a problem with me buddy?"
"Well, I've never seen a horse at a job fair before."
"Oh, and like that cow standing next to you is normal."

"I know I was supposed to bring a resume. What do I look like a horses ass?"

We have something in common; both of us have a horse's ass, but mine is prettier!!

You're darn right I want special protection! After all, I'm a horse of a different color.

I feel underdressed!

"Isn't it ironic, the job situation is so bad for us as well as this horse, we all are running the same treack race gain sustainable employment!" Brian

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Isn't it ironic, the job situation is so bad, that we need more help in "getting ready, getting on our marks, and going to work for our hoped for, living wage!

Brian,
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Look at the bright side, if you don't get the job , you still get a phone, health insurance and a Link card....

I hear the glue factory has a opening.

Vera we scratched the PPH GIG go find areal job at Wal Mart!

Burger King, McDonalds, Wendys!! You call this a job fair?

I'm just here out of curiosity. The government's taking care of me.

I'm interested in their "Out To Pasture" plan. I need all the grass and weed I can get! I practically inhale the stuff !

I was fired from my stud job in the pasture because I'm clearly not hung like a horse.

Grass and WEED? Lol!

"Morning, Rafalca."

What? When told them I decided to pursue a new career track, they told me this is the best place to start!