This menu is in Spanish.

You guys want to split the chicken appetizer?

"Clucks Diner? I thought the sign said Ducks Diner ?"

"How are the wings in this place?"

"My treat today...order what you want and put it on my bill"

"Is this Foie gras stuff any good?"

mystery solved......the chicken came for the egg

get off your soapbox.....eating eggs is not murder

Trust me you guys will thank me that we didn't CROSS THE ROAD and to go to that other restaurant. You never would have heard the end of it!

So now remind me - which came first- the chicken or the egg??

Not welcome here? You know what? I'm going to let that comment roll off my back...

Are you guys here for the Oregon vs. South Carolina game too?

When I see you, I feel bleu

You got egg on your face
It's no disgrace....
We will, we will....
Flock you.

wheres the beef

eat more beef

So I read this new study that said cage free eggs have less flavor. We can't have that now can we?

where did you say the politians were eating ?

Wow that chicken was really garlicky! Either of you two have a piece of Doublemint gum?

Ladies night my tail, more like cock fest!!!

You dare me? Who are you calling a chicken?

I thought we were playing "duck, duck, goose"' not duck, chicken, chicken!

I told you Oak Lawn could support an upscale diner. Look..."fancy ketchup"!

Who do you have to cluck around here to get some service?

Duck: "Hey ladies, how's it quacking?"

Chickens: "That's it Bania, this counts as the meal we owe you!"
Duck Bania: "But soup isn't meal!"

Duck: "Oh boy, my wings are tired, I flew all night to get here!"

" hey- you guys try the quackers?"

Hey duck our eyes are up here! Sorry just hoping the portions here are as well endowed as you ladies!

Duck: I THINK I'l HAVE THE CHICKEN!

Trust me, it tastes like chicken.

"everywhere I want to be?" American Express Quack is not accepted here?

So, you guys want to see some magic ? V

With that special blend of the Colonels herbs & spices, it’s to die for.

Listen guys, I swear, I'm not Peter Griffin.

Joe Tesmond..."On second thought I won't have the chicken..."

Robert Schmidt - If they tell you today's special is chicken duck.

Unable to see the frying pan for the henhouse, the three friends make a rash decision to use a coupon for White Fence Farm.

NO! I am not going to say "Aflac" for you!

Bill Chandler...Chicken fried steak has nothing to do with you guys.

Duck: "What?! I have always used ketchup for my nuggets and fries!"

Duck: "I can ask, but i don't think they have ostrich egg omeletes."

you girls look much different than your profile pic

Duck: "So, do you girls get your hair done at the same place?"

I didn't know they served your kind here.

"After looking at you two, thank goodness I'm a vegetarian"

Are we all ok with the Chicken Fingers?

You just can't find good Duck anywhere anymore!

"I'm going to have the early bird special."

Do you guys smell something fowl?

Ever been with a bird that can fly? Who wants to become part of the mile high club?

This fantasy is overrated! I'm failing to see the big deal about being with two chicks at the same time!

How about we find a turkey and make a turducken under the sheets at my place?

Not only does his quack not echo, he can make it audible to only every other person should the need arise. In his duckling years, he consulted the US Air Force on flying the V-formation. He once took in a struggling panda and her cub for a winter in his house in the Beverly Hills. He is the most interesting duck in the world. "I don't always eat here, but when I do, I choose the biscuits and gravy."

You brought me here to tell me I'm adopted?