Add the Punchline to Our Coffee Surprise Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Hoghead, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Space Dog comic:
Looks like Pluto is still upset from being declassified a planet in our solar system.
S R
7:16 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Thanks honey, but I said coffee with cream, not coffee that makes me scream!
S R
7:17 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Herman wants you to feed him before you drink your coffee!
donna
7:18 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I know were suppose to recycle but this is ridiculous!
CJM
7:31 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Are you sure this is decaf?
Bob Laird
7:56 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I've heard of putting a tiger in your tank, but a t-rex in your tankard?
QC
8:22 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Female: Drink up mayor. Cheers!
Male: Sandy, how obvious can you get?
QC
8:25 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Female: H-e-e-r-e's your gift Dave!
Male: Really Jane, you shouldn't have done that.
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:49 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Where did you get the Tea Rex?
Tom
9:32 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
"Since this a Patch cartoon, I'm just going to go ahead and blame Obama."
Billable Hours
9:55 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Don't look at me like that. She's the one who farted!
Lorie Stone
11:25 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I think this coffee is old and it has quite a bite too.
Ooftus Gooftus
11:46 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I dream of Genie. Both of you are neither
Chronicles of Bob
11:47 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
"That's a bad dinosaur!"
"Honey, I think we need a refund for Porter's T-Rex training."
Ooftus Gooftus
11:48 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I know. I know. This is before botox.
Ooftus Gooftus
11:53 am on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Daenerys' dragon's, shot fire. You are no dragon, and where's the fire?
Billable Hours
12:21 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Where did you get that stupid thing? Some old guy having a garage sale on 73rd Court. I thought you hated garage sales? I do, but his wife had the sexiest feet!!!!
Chronicles of Bob
12:26 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
"Teeth, what the hell is that!"
" I call it, COFFEASAUROUS."
Billable Hours
12:33 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
How was your date with Snailtrail last night? I'll tell you when I'm done cooling my loins in your iced coffee!
Chronicles of Bob
1:43 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Who drinks iced coffe in a mug?
Billable Hours
1:55 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Old Bob (not to be confused with new Bob)!
Chronicles of Bob
2:00 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I thought that guy in the picture looked familiar.
Billable Hours
2:12 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
No, that's new Bob. See the blue tie?
Chronicles of Bob
2:27 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Wait, you just contrdicted yourself... so whos on first?
Billable Hours
2:47 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
This is exactly the reason why we can't have two Bobs! Are we sure Old Bob doesn't suffer from multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder)? Who really knows the full extent of damage possible to an already fragile psyche from endless watching of Fox News while wearing a Bill O'Reilly mask and panties?
Bob
2:44 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
They call it "Old Democrat" coffee...it's a real dinosaur that bites the hand that feeds it!
Billable Hours
2:53 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Old Bob is it really you? What did you do with New Bob? We like him so much more! How many Bobs are in there?
Kevin McCluer
3:25 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
"Hi, I am the new state of Illinois coffee tax. Give me a Dollar!!!!!
Carol
3:42 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Now that is some coffee with some bite.
Billable Hours
4:06 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Hey Coco, nice dinosaur! Thanks Adam. Hey Coco while I'm thinking about I it we're going cherry picking Wednesday. Want us to take Dillon along with us? BTW did you enjoy that Polish beer I gave you?
JR
4:23 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
I heard that a lot of Chinese products are tainted. I am pretty sure that there is something in this green tea.
MrSmackAttack
5:03 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
"Why didn't you call? I want you to meet my parents! I love you Stew!" - "Do you hear someone talking Rex? ... Neither do I..."
John Barker
6:23 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Coffee's got a little bite today!
Paul J Guerrero
6:41 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Dah..f%#k you lookin at??
Barney
7:14 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
So this is how you got that dragon breath
axa34
9:26 pm on Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Is that a dinosaur in your coffee mug or are you just happy to see me?
Leda
12:08 pm on Thursday, July 19, 2012
How OLD is this coffee?
Nancy
10:06 am on Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Rex, I've told you not to try to make coffee. Let the employees with arms do that!
eric nelson
2:20 pm on Sunday, August 26, 2012
boy this new dinosaur coffee beat the old brand