Add the Punchline to Our Cow Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Tim Howe, of New Lenox, who provided this winning punchline to last week's bathtub cartoon:
I thought we agreed to hire the Gecko.
Nicholas R. Byerley
6:33 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I'll have a vegan burger with no cheese!
Jill DeGrado
6:34 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Where is the restroom? I am udderly full.
kurt rosenberg
6:36 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Do you have any udder specials?
kurt rosenberg
6:38 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Where is the udder gug?
Janet
6:54 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
But, I don't have any money. The farmer milked me dry.
Tim Niemann
7:09 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
My herd and I will protest outside your barn doors.
We are worth alot more than $.99 a burger!!
Tim Niemann
7:20 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
What do you have for the non cannibal?
Michael Sewall
8:36 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I lost my job at the farm. You got any use for me here?
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:42 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
What do you mean you changed your mind? The deal was at noon you would put on the 99 cents burger promotion costume!
Al Kandziorski
9:21 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I know you......You used to work at All American burger
Debbie Hensley
9:25 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Does my brother work here?
Bob Bong
9:33 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Are you hiring? I was laid off by Chick-fil-A.
John
9:53 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Do I come with fries?
Mike Blais
10:12 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Hand over the cash or I'll shoot!
Christy
10:28 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I'm here to refill the milk shake machine.
wally piet
10:38 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Have you seen my kids!
Leda
10:52 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
"I herd that you are selling our product for $.99 and I think that's a bunch of bull! We're at least worth a dollar and a calf."
Glen Kato
11:38 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I'll have the chicken sandwich. No Cheese.
James Traut
11:53 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Sorry mam but there is no breast feeding in this establishment.
James Traut
11:54 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I'll take one or the udder.
James Traut
11:54 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Hold the Meat-O.
James Traut
11:55 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
are your burgers gluten free?
Ben Feldheim
4:09 pm on Friday, January 20, 2012
Hahaha!
James Traut
11:57 am on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Is my husband here?
Scott Johansen
12:07 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I plan on eating like a cow.........I hope that's not a problem!
Scott Johansen
12:08 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I'm a little lactose intolerant kid........don't rush me.
Jeff
12:42 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I know, I know.... who thought the "you are what you eat" cliche was true all along.
Dennis Hogensen
1:48 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
"My grandfather was the model, for the cow on top of Leo's Beef and Burger, back in the 60's."
nick
2:33 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I'm from PETA, you fascist murderer scumbag.
David Brost
5:08 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
I can give you four reasons why milk should be included with the burger!
Tim Howe
8:12 pm on Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Hello, I start work here today and... oops, sorry, wrong place. I was looking for Hooters.
Ed Anderson
8:03 am on Thursday, January 19, 2012
I'll have my uncle with cheese and a side of fries.
Joel
8:23 am on Thursday, January 19, 2012
They said my boy was at this address. Oh well, give me a son on a bun.
Lauren Sperber
12:19 pm on Thursday, January 19, 2012
Dairy deliveries go around back.
Paul Dailing
11:45 am on Friday, January 20, 2012
Supersize me.
Leda
11:54 am on Friday, January 20, 2012
"$.99....are you kidding me? Why should I buy the cow when I can get the milk for free?"
rachael gianares
2:26 pm on Friday, January 20, 2012
"Sir, I am confident I have tremendous potential in contributing to this establishment."
Michael Sewall
3:26 pm on Friday, January 20, 2012
Ha! I like this one.
John Papaleo
8:11 am on Monday, January 23, 2012
The employment agency sent me here. Although I'm not sure why...
Michelle White
4:06 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Someone said I could get free lypo...?