Trust me. This is the only nasal decongestant your insurance provider will authorize.

Remember, use universal precautions, and cover your nose when you sneeze.

So you say your having a hard time breathing? I think I know whats wrong but let me max out your insurance with a whole bunch of unnecessary tests!

I thought you supported Obamacare...

Your nose better start running!

This new treatment is a blast.

Didn't you say there were two stuck fireworks? Go get the rubber gloves Doc.

Oh sure, it'll clear out your sinuses, and your brains too. Oh, forgot, you've done this before.

That's not what I meant when I said "Blow your nose."

Obamacare doesn't kick in until 2014. Until then we are stuck with the status quo.

This is the only way your insurance will cover plastic surgery.

Wait for it....

"You know Bob, this would be legal in Indiana!"

Dr: What seems to be the problem today? Patient: It hurts when I "blow"!

Wait! Doc, I ain'tpaid my co-pay yet

I told you not to put your nose in where it don't belong

When they say that you can sometimes run into a celebrity with a little blow hanging out of their nose, this is not what they meant. This is a cry for help!

Well, that's one way to get a nose reduction.

This thing smells like ash!

Since I can't quick smoking due to qaddiction and the state increasing the tax $1.00 a pack I might as well blow my face off

Hey Brad, I see Linda left you alone with the kids again.

It's the latest low-cost O-Care treatment to clear your sinuses.

The nurse will take your vitals...
...and I'll be back in..mmm....
... a minute.

are you sure this is one of your old birthday candles?

Well son..if my mom dressed me like that,i'd try to blow my brains out too.

It was a million to one shot Doc.......a milion to one

Aren't you Krazy Kaplan's kid?

I understand your confusion Johnny,but, thats used for hemorrhoid relief ....not for a stuffy nose

"It's all fun and games until someone blows their nose off."

I gotta admit, I'm curious as to what you would do for the firework finale?

I said quit smoking

my brother suggested I use a fire cracker to clear my sinus