Add the Punchline to Our Fishy Mitt and Newt Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Rachael Gianares, who provided the winning punchline to last week's cow comic:
Sir, I am confident I have tremendous potential in contributing to this establishment.
Kenneth Munro
6:25 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Nit and Wit looking for their hook.
Barney
6:58 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Cash is the only bait they take
H. E. Kraeger
7:35 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Well, if we don't catch any fish we could make snow balls and play who has the best answer...
Frank
8:15 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Looks like the jelly fish are invading our echo system
Russ
8:21 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Penguin gets my vote.
David Brost
8:52 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Ice fishing can surprise you...you never know when a blast of "hot air" will surface.
Jim Jacobs
9:29 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Marge let’s ignore them, they look like they are bloated with that new super dough. So Mr. Penguin
Yellow Dog
9:42 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Even the Penguin would make a better President than Obama!!!
Delia Lane
3:00 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Would you really choose one of these lying, cheating, scheming, insensitive idiots over someone who is at least intelligent and cares about all the citizens of this country. Really!!! Obama didn't run this country into the ground. He's just the one stuck trying to clean it up with no help from the obstructionist in congress.
nick
4:13 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Get the Penguin a tel-prompter, then he can make good speech's and sound intelligent too.
Leda
10:25 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
" I wish we were playing 'Whack-A-Mole' instead of ice fishing "
Homewood Jim
10:59 am on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
"Is that Santorum or Paul that's dressed up like a nun?"
nick
9:45 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Neither, it's one of Michelle Obama's 34 personal aids fishing for her.
Retired
12:25 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Honey, Their scaring the fish and their scaring me .
James Traut
12:28 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
what won last week's??
Pat F
12:52 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Grab the buckets!! Fish will be flying out of these holes to get away from them any second now!!
James Traut
2:42 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I know the penguin is polar bear bait but what kind of animal eats elephants??
Delia Lane
2:52 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I don't know about you, but I the penguin gets my vote
Colin Thomas
3:48 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
There's no global warming here in Florida, it's a scientific hoax.
Michelle White
3:59 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Honey, did hell freeze over?
nick
4:01 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I'll throw Obozo a line, he's having trouble treading water.
Jon Fisher
4:02 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I remember seeing those tags on a sign...yeah, it was the DNR saying not safe to release back into the wild.
James Traut
4:57 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
sooner or later they all float....
CCW
6:14 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
RON PAUL 2012!!!!!!!
Andrea Williams
7:27 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Yes, I'm sure; we'll hook Christie if we wait long enough.
CJM
7:50 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Wife: If both Newt and Mitt drowned, who would win?
Husband: The United States of America
Retired
10:42 am on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Thats a good one ... :)
Michael Sewall
10:24 pm on Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Honestly, how many GOP debates are they going to have?
Arnie Furglestaff
2:04 pm on Thursday, January 26, 2012
I think that Obama is coming halfway up on my poll!
Darryl K
10:24 pm on Thursday, January 26, 2012
Who am I voting for? I'm voting for the penguin.
Bob F
6:06 am on Friday, January 27, 2012
Even in this deep water, Mitt and Newt still stand head and shoulder above 0bama.
Retired
4:34 am on Sunday, January 29, 2012
Yeah , but are you refering to Newt's moral and marrige values or Mitt's Swiss and Caymen Island offshore secret bank accounts. They would by far be the ones to turn for advice.
Jean Breeze
7:06 am on Friday, January 27, 2012
"... another Penguin? I told you to leave your Newt Mitts at home! Your Ole'mama's gloves keep a firmer grip on the polls !"
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
8:09 am on Friday, January 27, 2012
I'd panic, but I realized they're halfway into the water not halfway out!
CJM
3:18 pm on Friday, January 27, 2012
Let's see...we have the penguin, the mad hatter, and the joker. All we need now is Obatman, and POW! ZAP! SPLAT!
Jean Breeze
9:54 pm on Friday, January 27, 2012
" Hurry, get more worms out, they're lookin' for de-bate !
Russ
10:23 pm on Friday, January 27, 2012
Jean,that's a winner!!!
Tim Howe
6:16 pm on Saturday, January 28, 2012
Jean Breeze has my vote! Funny!!!