He definitely takes after your side of the family, dear.

Honey you have to let it go. I'm sure there are a lot of babies that are more hung than their father.

When your sister said she had adopted I thought she meant a baby.

That's what we get for horsing around that night

--honey with those teeth, he definitely won't be breast fed!

Hey little guy, why the long face ???

I promise to love him, but YOU are changing him!

... He's going to have some VERY big poop.

Yes being blessed with children is one of life's greatest gifts, but we're going to have to look in his mouth eventually.

(Dog)- Put on your glasses, the baby is in the barn again.

This horse play has got to STOP!

We are going on the Maury Povich Show to clear this up.

I knew you saw your ex-boyfriend Seabiscuit when i went away on business.

I don't care what the lactation nurse says. I'm bottle feeding!

ya know dear,this isnt what i meant when i said I was in the mood for a little ass

How come our daughter looks like Sarah Jessica Parker ?

Do you think Angelina Jolie will have any interest?

(I'll jump on the celebrity reference band wagon too) Our baby has a grill only Julia Roberts could love.

So.......what happened at your bachelorette party in tiajuana?

She looks like your mother, the old nag!

Seabiscut is a good name.

I think the sperm bank gave your sister the wrong specimen.

I told you that the last time I took viagra it went down like a horse pill.

I figured if you can have an affair with your secretary,I could have one with Secretariat.

Sweetheart ,the baby looks nothing like me.....he's a different color.

This isn't what the therapist meant by, becoming a '' stable family!! "

(james perry, you're killing me! great captions!)

That's the last time I play a Best calls of Phil Georgeff record to get in a romantic mood.

Let me hook some of those springs to your hands and feet and let me bounce up and down on you for awhile!!

Yep,she definitely looks like your mother !!!

What do you think? Is he sick? Naaaaaaa, Just a little Horse!

Good one Joseph,

"Handsome?!?......He's a little stud!"

I sure hope he doesn't piss like a race horse.

I know she needs a name. I wanted to call her Nellie but you voted "neigh."

Oh My, Looks like we are going to spend a fortune on braces.

"he's gonna be a sprinter... Yeeeeeees heeeeee iiiiiiiiisss!!!" (in baby voice)

(Dog) Get a paternity test you idiot. The baby's daddy is obviously the boyfriend she rides like a stallion as soon as you leave everyday!

(I thought we were supposed to keep these captions clean.)

"Soooo,you like playing the ponies do you?"
"Well here you go trifecta boy!!!!! "

Load up the mini-van....we're taking this dog and pony show on the road.

Brad's bachelor party didnt go as planned.....
he wanted wh---s at his crib... not a horse in a crib.

Oh, look honey, he's got your teeth!

See honey, this is what happens when you keep calling me a stud!

I know the horse has already left the barn......but.....Is this covered under Obamacare?

Okay....I know this isn't the right time for a joke but...
Q: Why did the foal cough?
A: Because he was a little horse!