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Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!

At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.

Congratulations to Nikki Brown, who provided the winning punchline to last week's chickens and duck comic:

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Related Topics: Caption Contest, Comic Challenge, Mitt Romney cartoon, and Republican vice presidential candidate
What's your punchline? Tell us in the comments.

Russ Petrick

7:34 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Whoever I get will still be better than Biden...And at least know how to talk.

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Frank

7:35 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Don't open the door it might be the voters wanting to know what you are going to do for the defficiet.

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Billable Hours

7:56 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

I'm confused the arm on the other side of the door implies there is actually someone who wants to be his running mate......unless it's trying to hold the door closed!

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Chronicles of Bob

8:18 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Sorry Sarah, the sign was supposed to also read "women need not apply."

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Billable Hours

8:29 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Mr. Romney I have your messages. Mitch Daniels' missed his flight because his cat unplugged is alarm clock, Marco Rubio isn't coming because he couldn't find his shoes, Condoleezza Rice was arrested as a result of mistaken identity, Jeb Bush says he's at the ER after getting bit by a venomous snake, Chris Christie burned his head with a curling iron, and Tim Pawlenty is in a bath of tomato juice after getting sprayed by a skunk. So who's in there? Oh boy....hey Sarah. Hey Mitt about this VP thing, I'll run with you, but I may without notice resign from my elected postion so I can make a lot of money, I mean help the American people.

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Chronicles of Bob

8:49 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

"Sweet name tag, do we all get one?"
"Of course, how else will you tell us Republicans apart?"
"Awesome. I want mine to say "The Ricker!""

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Ooftus Gooftus

9:45 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Holy Santorum!!!!! Wham Bam Repuli-can!!!

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Ooftus Gooftus

9:51 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Holy Santorum!!!!! Wham Bam Republi-can!!!

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Michael M.

10:48 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Mitt knows to open the door when opportunity is knocking!!

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Ron Stepansky

10:54 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

My wife and her mom friends will see you first.

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FRANK MECCIA

11:05 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Not you. Biden you are on the other side. You can't switch just to stay in the White House

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Chronicles of Bob

11:55 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

"Ca'mon guys, let me in. I know you're all in there, I can smell the pizza... Besides I have the perfect campaign slogan for you Mitt. Three simple words... "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED""
"That's great George, but we still need to win the election first."

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Chronicles of Bob

11:56 am on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

"Ca'mon guys, let me in. I know you're all in there, I can smell the pizza... Besides I have the perfect campaign slogan for you Mitt. Three simple words... "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED""
"That's great George, but we still need to win the election first.

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minnie ha ha

12:03 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

You think a Romney-Edwards ticket would be powerful?

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Mark the Dem

12:28 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

NO! NO! Dubya. It,s the other Bush I sent for.

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Jim McGonigal

12:34 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Hey, Come on in Rick. $10.00 buys you a red solo cup and a chance to mingle with the girls the secret service bought by.

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

1:02 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

We should get together like this once a week for the next four years. It's not like we'll have anything else to do.

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Mark the Dem

1:08 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Knock Knock.....Who,s there.....Boo....Boo who.....Don,t cry yet Mitt, it,s not Nov. 6th.

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bummed1

1:46 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Sorry, dont need you. I have the state of Utah as my running mate.

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Pennies

2:45 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Sorry Sarah, can't let you in, there's no view of Russia from this side of the door...

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Michael M.

4:54 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Do you really believe that she said that?

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Chronicles of Bob

9:44 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Yes , she's an idiot, but smarter than all the morons she's cashing in on.

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OakLawnBill

8:33 am on Thursday, May 10, 2012

She did say you can see Russia from land here in Alaska, not her backyard. But she has said a lot dumber things, such as death panels.

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OrlandMom

1:14 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

Sarah Palin never said that. Actress Tina Fey did while playing the role of Sarah Palin in a Saturday Night Live skit.
Get your facts right before leaving stupid comments.

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Michael M.

3:59 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

OrlandMom is correct. And the death panels thing is also correct. Don't worry about death panels, SCOTUS will find the Obamacare unconstitutional.

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Michael M.

4:00 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

Davis Blaine-Pot calling the kettle black. You should at least do a Google search and you would have found out she never said it.

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Bill

9:39 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

Yes. She said you can see Russia from Alaska, and that was her qualifications for international relations. Its on You Tube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JXL86v8NoGk

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

7:35 am on Friday, May 11, 2012

Good call Big Brother Michael! I did a Google search and it does turn out that Sarah Palin is an idiot!

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Chronicles of Bob

9:53 am on Friday, May 11, 2012

MICHAEL: Why does the Kettle have to be black?

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LADY EAGLES #1 FAN

10:15 am on Friday, May 11, 2012

David Blaine I just Googled it and kettles don't have to be black!!!! With my extensive research utilizing Google I found kettles that are red, blue, yellow, silver, copper, brushed nickel, white and green. I even found kettles that were personalized with specific things like "OrlandMom" for example. Google is awesome!

Pennies

3:01 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Chris Christie, buddy, your hired. Come on in, grab an ax and let's fix this budget issue!

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Brent Brambleton

9:38 pm on Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Can't be Christie...he couldn't fit through the doorway. Perhaps he can be helicoptered in, on the taxpayers' dime, just like he did when he saw his kid's baseball game, for two innings...

Stephanie

8:14 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Look who stopped by everyone! It's Joe the Plumber. (He gets around.)

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Stephanie

8:16 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Is it another crocheted uterus? I have quite the collection from my latest attack on women's health.

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Stephanie

8:18 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Oh good! The butler finally arrived. Having to answer my own door gets awfully tiresome.

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Sgt. USMC

8:32 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

I just wish I could have as many vice presidents as I have wives!

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Happy one

9:50 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

You keepa knockin but you can't come in!

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dee dee

10:30 pm on Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Well well Ron, come on in, so you've decided not to do that independent thing afer all now?

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minnie ha ha

7:20 am on Thursday, May 10, 2012

Why Willard, you're the right height for the job.

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David Molinari

8:05 am on Thursday, May 10, 2012

"I'm sorry Barak, you can't be my vice president after i defeat you..maybe France is looking for someone with your portfolio?"

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Sean Knapp

12:55 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

Hi Mitt! It's your running mate Satan! Stopping by to remind you about the contract we made.

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minnie ha ha

2:42 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

We're finally out of the closet; Thanks Barack

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James Traut

3:21 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

From Mike Stroud - "I'm an Idiot"

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James Traut

3:22 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

From Robert Schmidt - "no thank you Mrs. Palin."

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Bill

9:40 pm on Thursday, May 10, 2012

Uh uh uhnn.... not without saying the magic passwords - Tea Party!

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Fouad Ali

5:34 pm on Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Actually no one wishes to be Mitt's running mate. This is a picture of him getting pranked by someone who doesn't quite know how a doorbell works. No? Ok how about this? The caption could be "Welcome to the Republican vice presidential auditions". Get it? Cause he's boring? OK I'll go away now.

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Rafiano Juan

10:51 pm on Tuesday, July 31, 2012

"Is that you Sarah ? Come on in!" Great Comment by Mitt.

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Rafiano Juan

10:52 pm on Tuesday, July 31, 2012

"Is that you Sarah ? Come on in!" Great Comment by Mitt.

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lvent

12:21 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012

....first requirement...you must know the secret handshake...second requirement you must agree to kneel at the altar of the FED and agree to enforce all of their fraudulently induced debt contracts by taking everything away from the sheeple..last but not least.. I will need you to make a blood oath to overthrow ....that old goddamned piece of paper.....the U.S. CONSTITUTION.

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lvent

1:55 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012

The death panels are just part of the fraud cover up...the next phase of their plan to cover up for massive unsustainable bankster fraud is going to be apocolyptic if these criminals have their way..... These banks have quintillions hidden overseas so any economic collapse is truly meant to entrap and enslave US to their quadrillion dollars in credit derivatives fraud. A mere drop in the bucket for these bank crooks to repay however, they want to use their fraud to enslave all of US....If the collapse happens...they are committing fraud upon the people yet again! Be prepared for their next scam http://moneymorning.com/ob/warning-the-economic-collapse-could-begin-on-aug-1st-2/

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Russ

2:42 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012

invent off on another rant, not much to do with the cartoon though.you better start your capitalization now so we understand better.

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lvent

3:49 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012

If the mainstream press did their job...I wouldn't need to be here alerting the people. We all might consider a boycott their Corps...their standing army.

lvent

2:56 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012

If this fraudulent collapse occurs, the "fix" for this fraud will be COMPLETE COMMUNISM......THEY WANT TO ABOLISH THE U.S. CONSTITUTION AND ALL OF YOUR FREEDOM...THEY WANT A FRAUDULENTLY INDUCED GLOBAL WELFARE STATE...THEY MAY FRAUDULENTLY INDUCE A WAR WITH IRAN OR CREATE ANOTHER DISASTER TO ACHEIVE OUR COMPLIANCE WITH THIS...RUSSIA AND CHINA ARE IN ON THIS.... THEY WILL USE MANY FEAR TACTICS TO GET US TO COMPLY...THEY KNOW THEY MUST FRAUDULENTLY INDUCE OBAMACARE TO FRAUDULENTLY INDUCE the MICROCHIP in the hand through Obamacare..they want no more small business..no more private property ownership...they want a WORLD TAX fraudulent "fix" for massive mortgage and credit derivatives fraud committed by the banksters.....they want to fraudulently induce a vatican gold backed dollar which will lead to a cashless society because without personal wealth of any kind, paper money will become useless...there will be...no more free markets...you will not be able to buy, sell or
trade without the
microchip mark of the beast...the WORLD BANK MONETARY SYSTEM IS THE BEAST...they will have complete control of your life by these crooks.

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Juvenal

6:22 am on Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Please Don't Feed the Trolls. Thanks.

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lvent

12:47 pm on Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Sorry juvenal ...you are the troll. I am just a concerned American who gives a damn. The politicians however, do not.

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