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I like James Perry's caption.

Did you mean the first in their division Sox?
I'll take them over a team that is 24.5 games back!!!

Yes Tired I was referring to the first place Chicago White Sox. I too am enjoying a winning Chicago baseball team. I would just enjoy it more if it were the Cubs. My point was how the attendance at US Cellular is less than stellar. At least the first base coaches are safer that way. Sorry to have bothered you. I'll let you get back to being tired of the B.S.

Yes, I agree that the attendance is less than stellar, but at least I can go see them win.

Yes and bring a girl who too is "tired of the B.S.". Just tell her you thought it would be romantic if you bought 3/4 of U.S. Cellular's capacity so you two could be alone. I know I'm a genius and you're welcome.

You are far from a genius as you are a Cubs fan. Too bad for you that all the hours wasted watching them fail are not billable.
As for taking my girl to a Sox game, absolutely I do. A nice clean modern stadium to watch a winning team as compared to an old crumbling, feet stick to the ground, no parking dump with a team that has more excuses on why they can't win than the beach has grains of sand.

Feel better? Again, my comment was only pertaining to poor attendance, but then you went all Mr. Furly on me (not in a good way). If you can't close the deal with the girl friend don't take it out on me. Yes I'd have to agree that the constant coming and going of fans has taken its toll on old Wrigley. Hey look Cubs won7-2!!! Are you adopted and have red hair? No reason.....

Bears!!!

your comment started with a remark on poor attendance, then was followed by a jab at to drunken idiots at a Sox game attacking a first base coach.
I responded that I agreed with you and mentioned that at least I could see a winning team.
Now you say I went "all Mr. Furly on you" and ask if i'm a red-headed stepchild?
It's great that the cubs won, but so did the Sox 9 to 5 and still in first by two. How far back is your team? Don't forget to say I should get out of mommies basement or maybe call me a troll next.
As far as closing the deal with my girlfriend, My wife and I have two wonderful kids and in the 26 years we've been married, we have managed to close quite a few deals.

Wow, tbs is more sensitive than larry dallas...

Well that concludes today's segment on Tired of the B.S. I'd like to thank Patch, the editor and chief Mr. Swedberg and our sponser Vasectomy Clinics of Chicago. Thanks to all who tuned in and I think I speak for all of us when I say we now know more about Tired of the B.S. than any of us cared to know. I hope you join us for tomorrow's segment, Tired of people who leave their turning indicator on. Sounding off is Billable Mad Dog Hours and Goodnight Palos.

Like many, you can dish it out but can't take it.
What started as a joke turned into you trying to be insulting and funny and failing in both attempts.
Don't quit your day job.

Now what if his day job is being funny and insulting? That would be confusing...

I don't think we should see each other anymore. We've obviously grown apart. Just so you know it's you not me. I know you'll tell everyone you broke up with me, but anyone who knows you will know that is a lie.

If his job is to be funny and insulting, my advice would be do quit the day job.

Ok, im gonna apply for the job... how's this?
a girl tells her mom that she wants to marry a whitesox fan. The mother tells her ok, but i heard about those guys. Promise me that when you are intimate with him you never let him flip you over...
ok, i promise mom.
5 years later her husband asked her one night if she wanted to flip over?
NO! she says. I promised my mom i never would.
So then how are we ever gonna have kids?

Wow, now I know why you like Billable Hours type of humor.
He tell jokes about bestiality and yours include sodomy.
That is not humor, that is disgusting.
You two deserve each other.

I now choose to end my participation in this conversation with both of you.

Mary,
The mom themed comment and Cubs winning the World series were the first things that jumped into my head when I saw the comic. As a lifelong Cubs fan though I just couldn't do the latter:-)

Oh yeah, well I already did! All I had to do was bribe the pigs with balloons!

Not nice!!!!

I just can't believe that they all said yes... You must be something esle... Stud...

Actually no words were ever exchanged because pigs don't talk, but 80% of communication is nonverbal!

Would that be 80% with your pants on or off?

It depends on the situation 100% of the time!

Naughty.

...anybody got a b.b. gun....? Those bankster crooks owe US Gazillions and they are not sneaking away without paying US back. Then they can all take a row boat to China.