I think it was something you ate!

What do you mean the tax payers smell something fishy?

Washington has enough of you lobbyists

the new medicine is not working for me doc

I'm so overwhelmed and my stress has me constantly swimming in circles.

"Sushi at the pet store does this to you every time!"

I'm sorry Mr. Smith, but your HMO won't pay for cosmetic procedures.

I'm not that kind of doctor. I don't care if you are in touch with
your "inner man".

What's up Quint ?

"what wrong Ted? you look down in the mouth."

"I know ...it's crazy...with the state of the economy they wont let you sell your fins."

need a Snickers?

Bobby Darin falls on hard times

"One last check....turn your head and say coffin."

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!"

"Sorry Mack...nice try....but you didnt make me giggle last week either"

knock knock ..who's there ? flowers ...your not the flower guy ,your the landshark

quit while you're ahead

What do you mean you thought you were swimming with dolphins?

Worse case of scaly skin I've ever seen.

Who went fishing?

Sir, Shark-skin suits went out of style in the 70's.

they need a box on here where people can vote wheather they like or dont like peoples comments would be lots better I think .

Agreed Lauren needs to get on that.

Swollen Shark Tonsils sure do look a lot like my uncle Fred.

It's official, General Hospital has finally jumped the shark.

Don't call PETA, I swear it's a faux shark suit.

Sorry John bad news, you're allergic to fish.

even if we click on reply and say we like or dont the votes for the ones liked wont really be added up so what now ???????

ok then what is this ....

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we were just suggesting that there should be a system where people's votes counted on peoples replies , no biggie .

So Ralphie it looks like Aunt Clara knitted you another costume this year.

Tell me, just how long have you been feeling down in the mouth?

So let me get this straight Captain Keith. You were on a boat called the Time Bandit with a bunch of crab fishermen and Mike Rowe was narrating...

"Pending test results, let's just assume you've caught some kind of 'flesh eating' disease."

Henry's job as a loan shark didnt go as planned.

Well, it started when i said "Hey Sharkie, looks like youre wearing lipstick".
Fast forward and here we are.

"Aren't you Greg Norman?"

"Yes your symptoms do sound a little fishy....no pun intended"

Don't think I'm going to need the scope for this one. I can see the gentleman obstructing your airway.

Lay off the tv for awhile....no more Shark Week, Jaws, Shark Tank, CardSharks or reruns of CPO Sharkey