Add the Punchline to Our Vampire Dogs Cartoon
If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.
Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean!
At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch.
Congratulations to Chris Walker, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Pumpkinhead comic:
You're just lucky I got you out of the field before Carlton Fisk ran you over.
Chronicles of Bob
12:03 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Omg... you're supposed to be dead!
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
12:05 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Shaping yourself like a cross will not save you from your demise!
Chronicles of Bob
12:37 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Listen Teeth, we only want a taste.
Did you just call me Teeth?
LADY EAGLES #1 FAN
12:41 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Ready to come down yet or shall I continue with my pants shrinking powers?
Billable Hours
12:54 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Damn it Joy, don't just stand there! Get me a sandwich!
Oak Lawn Lifer
1:51 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
I haven't seen you this afraid since I told you my mother was coming to town.
Joe Wilson
2:20 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Pick a number between 1 and 3, go ahead, 1, 2 or 3.... You can do this Joey.
Irish Ross
8:05 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
winner
Noel Roberts
3:13 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Geez Harold, they are only our pets dresses as vampires for Halloween.
Bob Laird
3:37 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
No, it wasn't the fangs. It was when they said "Ve vant to hump your leg"!
Frank
7:22 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
I thought you fed them
robert levy
8:38 pm on Wednesday, October 31, 2012
"Remember those trips to the vet? So do they..."
Leda
10:51 am on Thursday, November 1, 2012
"I told you that watching the 'Halloween Horror Movie Marathon' wasn't a good idea, for Pete's sake Fred; you're afraid of your own pets!"
Debra Alt
8:55 am on Friday, November 2, 2012
I told you not to eat that blood sausage!