7-Eleven Introduces New Doritos...Chicken Nugget?

A new viral campaign by 7-Eleven and Doritos has people asking: What the hell is that?

Image via 7-Eleven Twitter page
Image via 7-Eleven Twitter page

7-Eleven has taken to Twitter in order to promote the release of Doritos Loaded, a mysterious new food stuff that will be making its world debut tomorrow, July 2, 2014.

Beyond the triangle shape and suggested density of the object (which we're assuming is edible), nothing is known about the content or nutritional value of Doritos Loaded. Photos on 7-Eleven's website suggest that Doritos Loaded are filled with cheese. We'll find out for sure on Wednesday.

The reaction across social media so far has ranged from the bewildered ("is this a dorito chicken nugget or..") to the vaguely enthusiastic ("I think they're nuggets!") to the direct ("@7eleven what... What IS that. Are you trying to kill me?").

mike July 01, 2014 at 08:25 PM
THIS qualifies as "Breaking News"?!? Tell me when a bank has been robbed, a road has been closed or a storm is coming. NOT when 7-11 gets a new variety of chips.
Dennis Robaugh July 01, 2014 at 11:05 PM
We're pretty sure this was posted into Breaking News accidentally, not because anyone is breathlessly awaiting news about this awful food-like product that will clog your arteries and your lower bowel with equal zeal. Many apologies.
Time.To.Clean.Up.Oak.Lawn. July 02, 2014 at 06:03 AM
Please hire a reporter for Oak Lawn that actually makes an effort to report news and not fluff and will follow up on a story. And will not censor comments only because they bring up a subject matter that she does not want discussed but pertains to the story or if they point out her errors in the report. Thank you for your consideration.
Dr G July 09, 2014 at 05:41 PM
The official food of white trash oak lawn


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