Keep Those Irish Eyes Smilin'! Take A Cab Home on St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day falls on a Sunday. Before you head out for some green beer, plug these local cab companies' phone numbers in your phone and get home safe.

Avoid a 'Super Catastrophe': Call A Cab Today If You've Had Too Much to Drink

Don't ruin the big game by getting a DUI. Call a cab if you've had too much to drink.

Many local bars will be hosting parties where you can eat, drink and watch the Super Bowl. So why ruin a great day by getting a DUI on the way home. Here are some numbers for local cab companies eager to get you home safe and sound. Your driver will appreciate your business and the tip. Plug these numbers into your phone before you go out. If the line is busy, try again, or go down the list, but don't risk driving home drunk.

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Get Home Safe on New Year's Eve: Call a Cab

These nearby cab companies will pick you up 24/7 if you've had too much New Year's Eve revelry.

Start the new year off right by not getting a DUI or into a wreck. These local cab companies offer their services 24/7 and are eager to get you home on New Year's Eve safe and sound. You driver will appreciate your business and your tip. Unfortunately, Oak Lawn and Evergreen Park won’t be participating in the New Year's Eve Safe Ride Home program. Residents of Palos Heights, Tinley Park, Orland Park, Mokena and New Lenox can call Stretch Limo Chicago at 1-855-230-1637 for a free ride home, but only from establishments within the participating towns. The program is funded by a $1,500 grant from the Michael P. Gordon Foundation and the aforementioned municipalities. Plug these numbers into your phone before you go out. If the line is busy, …

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Add the Punchline to Our Little Red Wagon Cartoon

If you've got wit, add your punchline to Patch's weekly comic and win a personalized print.

Are you blessed with insight and good humor? Or just bored today? Share your wit with your south suburban neighbors by entering Patch's comic caption challenge. Just add your dialogue for today's comic in the comment section of this post. Our only requirement is that you keep it clean! At week's end, we'll pick the winning punchline based on how many of us here at Patch giggle and smile at your contribution. The user who produces the winning punchline will get a personalized proof of the comic, with the winning words and a credit line, from cartoonist Chuck Ingwersen and Patch. Congratulations to Joel, who provided the winning punchline to last week's Polar Bear comic: Oh honey, I'm Bi-Polar.

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